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September 30, 2003

Dad's Operation

I visited my Dad in hospital today, he was due to have a pretty standard operation to remove a gall stone by keyhole surgery. They didn't manage to get it out in the way they hoped, so he now has a large scar across his stomach and another belly button. The anaesthetic dosing machine broke down mid operation and the anesthetist had to administer the gases by hand or something, so I don't think it all went as smoothly as he hoped.
Anyway I found it so difficult visiting him in hospital, I only stayed 15 minutes yet it took me an hour to drive each way. Mostly because he wasn't really up for visitors but also because I found it odd. It's as though you have an image of your Dad as an invincible being, always there steady as a rock. Then you see him vunerable in his pyjamas on a drip with oxygen and tubes and monitors attached.
Though he'll be out at the weekend, looking forward to seeing him enjoying a bottle of wine with his feet up watching the telly.

Glass ball clays

The first regulated competitions in shooting began in the United Kingdom in the 1800s.
"They banned shooting live pigeons there in about the 1850s,"
"After that, they went to using glass balls filled with feathers. They would use a mechanical device to throw the glass ball, and when it was shot the glass would break and the feathers would fall out simulating shooting a bird."
http://www.glswrk-auction.com/200.htm

September 28, 2003

Ballydugan Mill Downpatrick

A magic place. If you are looking for somewhere to unwind close to Belfast, this is the place. http://www.ballyduganmill.com/.
My folks treated us all to a meal there last night, we stayed over in the bed & breakfast accomodation and it was first class. There are five floors converted, a coffee shop on the ground floor, restaurant on the next, accomodation on the next two and a history exhibition on the top. I think work is still underway on parts of it but that adds to the interest.
The guy who owns it (Noel Killen) did most of the work, he's a master craftsman and converted a lot of it himself, lovely sash windows, exposed wooden beams and loads of old mill fixtures and fittings.
There were a couple of wee lads running around it last night, think they may have been the owners son and his friend. They had been fishing (poaching in fact as you needed a licence), they called Rebecca in to see a fish they had caught, they had lifted a 21lb pike on a 7 foot spinning rod, The thing was over 3 feet long, an absolute monster. The french chef at the place was exstatic, and was going to cook it up, in France Pike (Brochet) is more expensive than Salmon.
The old boy was in great form and was in story telling mood, he wss telling a story about an old boy he used to know who worked on the Clogher Valley railway. Guinness used to be transported up the railway from the main Dublin line, barrels were arriving up to Fivemiletown not quite as full as when they left Dublin. This man was given the task of trying to work out what happened to it, as the barrels were not tampered with when they arrived. He spent a few weeks investigating this, getting on the trains in Dublin following the guinness up and trying to track down where the guinness disappeared. He couldn't work out where it was going missing but reckoned it had something to do with the store where the guinness waited prior to being put on the Clogher Valley Railway.
One night he was at the store, when he announced he was off to the cinema, he took the next train up the line, got off at the next stop and took a taxi back to the store. When he arrived, the scam artists were knocking the metal rings that surround the barrels up , drilling a hole in the barrel, taking out a few pints from each barrel sealing the holes back up with a cork, cutting the cork off, and knocking the rings back down over the holes, and sending them on their way with no sign of them having been tampered with.
His other good one was a story about a few boys he used to work with in Derry, they were heading to Belfast one winter's night and had stopped at a pub in Dungiven for a few pints. They spent a few hours there when they came out it had been snowing quite heavily, they started up the Glenshane, the snow was getting worse as they climbed up the pass, eventually the car could continue no farther, so they abandoned it, and desperately looked around for somewhere to stay, they saw a cottage down in the distance with a fire burning away and lights in the windows. It was late on, but there was people leaving the house so they headed down. They knocked on the door and an elderly lady answered the door, they explained what had happened and could they spend the night, the woman refused, this explained why the others were seen leaving the cottage. So desperate the four men said they would give her a pound each if they could stay, they pleaded with the woman, she explained there was only one room, but the prospect of the four pounds in those days was too much. She told them to wait in the living room while she prepared her room, she would sleep beside the fire and allow the men to sleep in her room, so she disappeared in, there was a lot of banging and moving of furniture.
The men assumed she was getting blankets and pillows so thought nothing of it.
Anyway she soon reappeared and the men settled down for the night in the room, after a few hours, the pints caught up on one of the men, there was no way he was going outside to use the outside toilet, so he looked under the bed, in those days it would not have been uncommon for there to be a chamber pot under the bed. Unfortunately he couldn't find one, so he heads over to the wardrobe, opens it up, and there in the wardrobe was an old boy, dead as a door nail, standing bolt upright in his best suit.
It was the old boy's wake that the other guests had been attending, and the prospect of the four pounds had been to much for the old woman, she lifted him off the bed, put him in the cupboard and allowed the travellers to take the bed.

September 22, 2003

Come up for air

Has a look around...


breathe


and back down again.

September 21, 2003

Alexander Alekhine: A World Champion in Belfast

I was going through copies of the deeds of my house this evening. The house is 100 years old next year, and I was trying to find the exact date so I can organise a centenary party, it's the 18th July by the way.
Anyway there is a rather grand house which our garden backs on to, and I was looking at copies of the old maps. The house belonged to a William Minnis. It's the type of house which you would imagine belonged to someone of high standing, so I googled for details. The William Minnis that came up was the first Irish Chess champion in 1939, I am not sure if this is the same one who owned the house, because he looks rather young in the photo.
The following interesting page from the same site catalogues a visit of Alexander Alekhine the world champion from 1927 to 1935 and again from 1937 to Belfast

September 19, 2003

what a week

I should have been a junior doctor, haven't worked as many hours since the Blackstar redesign.
A week of sheer hell, chasing after huge black holes where data should have been and uncovering more and more incompetence as we progressed,
But that's enough of work talk, I have a weekend of bliss ahead, nothing planned, no-one to visit, just a quiet weekend at home, and am I going to enjoy it.
My parents are taking myself, Rebecca my sister and her husband to Ballydugan Mill in Downpatrick next weekend for a meal and to stay over in the converted mill, it sounds like a fun night out. Really looking forward to spending time with my parents, they only live 30 miles away, but it's sometimes a couple of months between visits, which is just wrong.
Oh and Dwayne who used to work with some of you, who may read this, leaves for Glasgow tomorrow. Was out for some grub and a couple of bevvies with him last night before he goes, so good luck Dwayne, if he reads this. (He has informed me that blogging is pretty sad so he probably won't.)

September 17, 2003

blue arsed fly

I have learnt a very valuable lesson, when in a meeting and everyone is moaning about who is actually going to do the work you have talked about, and all the 'auld hands' keep their heads down and avoid eye contact, never fill the awkward silence with
"That's piss easy I could knock a script up in an afternoon to do that". Undoubtedly I could, but what the auld hands knew that I didn't, was that the data you would be using to feed your script would not be nicely formatted CSV files as I had imagined, but instead several clusters of unrelated, not useful, inaccurate and bloody stupid data.

Bandwith

I like this:
"Delivery vans can carry lots of tapes at the same time which means that Europe's roads have a relatively high bandwidth. "
"You can send a few hundred megabytes per second through DHL",he said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3093294.stm

September 15, 2003

Beehive Plans

Build yourself a beehive:
http://www.beesource.com/plans/
£149 for a beehive composter, no mission, where's my hammer?

worth a dander

I got 'wrote aff' on Saturday night as they say in these here parts. So I left my car at a mate's house in Stranmillis, down past Cutters. I decided to cycle down to pick the car up, of the many possible routes from Sydenham to Stranmillis, I decided to go down past The Odyssey along past the Waterfront Hall and along the path that skirts alongside the lagan, down the Ormeau Embankment to Cutter's Wharf.
It's been a while since I have been down there, and it's well worth a dander, there are a collection of sculptures and art installations along the way, and lots of interesting goings on in the lagan.
You also pass the boathouse gallery at St. George's Harbour where Belfast's first permanent Titanic exhibition is being worked on at the moment.

Jumble

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ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng
is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we
do not raed ervey lteter by its slef but the wrod
as a wlohe.

September 14, 2003

Final Scratch

I was at a party last night, one of my mates is heading off to Glasgow, and it was his leaving bash. There was a guy called Dan who was providing the music, he had a set of decks and a mixer but no records. All his tunes were stored on an ibook running final scratch. There are two 'special' vinyls which sit on the standard decks, you select an mp3 and then manipulate the record and what you do to the vinyl is reflected in the sound, ie scratching, stopping, mixing etc.
I had heard about it a while back, then it only ran on Linux, but the Apple version has been released, and it is a fantastic piece of kit. No more lugging record boxes stuffed with heavy vinyl, just turn up with your laptop.
It also means you can keep original copies of all your music back home, just rip it to mp3.

September 11, 2003

Killer Loop

Obvious Statement Alert
I know this stuff is elementary to most of you peeps who peek at this blog every so often, but I thought this was a nice feature.
I have been working on a system to send electronic offers to students, the system was all ready to go tomorrow when some of the lecturers decided they did not want their students enrolling just yet.
My data came in a .CSV I was looping through it and sending out offers by email, so I needed to find a way of killing the loop if the course id equalled something.
Normally I would do

if ($cid eq "F9YHTC"){
  donothing
}else{
  dosomethingelse
}

Then I remembered something about LABELS from way back in Blackstar, so I found the chapter in my Programming Perl book and found this nice way of ending a loop if a pattern is matched.

LINE: while (<STDIN>){
  next LINE if ($cid eq "F9YHTC");
}

In other words label the loop and tell it to take the next line if that one matches something.

Big Spiders

The same thing happened last year, these big spiders start scuttling over the floors. They actually make a noise when they run over the floorboards. They are really agressive. I don't like killing them, so my usual method is a pint glass over them, then slide a bit of paper over the end.
When you do capture one, he looks you square in the eye and rears his front legs up, and rattles the glass.
Evil old things.
If you want a nice humane way of getting rid of them, log on to SpiderCatcher.net, and get yourself one for 15 quid.

Belfast Festival

I got a copy of the Belfast Festival brochure last night.
Already booked tickets for the Circus of Horrors, Rebecca always complains we don't go to the theatre enough. ;-)
The opening event Sticky sounds cracking and it's free in Lower Botanic gardens.
"There will be music, there will be fireworks, there will be giant insects, gorgeous colours and thousands and thousands of feet of sticky tape building the highest tower you’ve ever seen! "

September 09, 2003

RSS in a static html page

I was asked to write something that could be cut and pasted into an html page that could display news from a central location on any number of pages. Previously we pulled news from a database and displayed it from a script, this would no longer work as this news had to be displayed on all manner of static pages, in all manner of locations, on all manner of servers.
I was playing around with a couple of wee widgets that may be useful to others who wish to use RSS in a static page.
First make a feed,
http://campusone.ulster.ac.uk/feed/feed.xml
Once you have a feed, go to this place where some nice person has made a very useful RSS viewer in javascript that can be placed anywhere in your html page.
http://publish.curry.com/rss/
Now all I need to do is write my own RSS viewer to do the same thing.
This however is a very quick and simple solution for those wanting to incorporate an rss feed into a static HTML page.

September 08, 2003

I've found the puma

It just landed outside my office window, and it was very loud:
http://www.ulster.ac.uk/news/releases/2003/899.html

September 07, 2003

Ashbrook House Castleknock

Spent the night in Dublin last night, in a previous post I mentioned my experience trying to book a room for the night.
I also mentioned at the end of the post that I would confront the owner of the guesthouse about her underhand tactics, but as Rebecca predicted, I didn't, I signed the guestbook with a glowing comment and thanked them profusely.
The guesthouse was fantastic, I really enjoyed it, a lovely georgian country house, in idyllic surroundings.
The house is very much lived in, and you do feel like a guest in their house.From the decor and the general feel of the house, I would imagine it's owned by an Anglo-Irish family, lots of old cricket pictures., and colonial trinkets. Anyway I would recommend staying there, if you manage to secure a room with a Northern accent. ;-)
We attended a barbecue for a friends 30th birthday, it was a fantastic evening, about 60 guests ranging in a ages from 16 to 60, which always makes a good party. Our friend's father owns a meat factory amongst other things, when we arrived there was a mountain of sirloins marinating, I would have estimated about 100 steaks on the platter. This morning we returned to help clear up, and I was rewarded with two sirloins to take home, one of them is over 12 inches long...lovely jubbly!!
Oh and the new toll road is great.

September 06, 2003

BT E-Excellence

Went to the award lunch yesterday. Met a lot of interesting people, but couldn't help but think that I could think of at least 3 companies that were more e-excellent, than the vast majority who were present.
The couple beside me were from Black Cat Properties , it's like Propertynews only for individuals, you can advertise your house with them for £99.00, this includes signage etc, and there is no commission when your house is sold. They also sell packaging materials.
The guy on the other side was Paul Crawford (photographer), I have seen his site a few times before, and he seems to take a lot of pride in his work, and ensures his site is kept updated personally.
One of the other guys at the table sold alloy wheels online, but I can't remember his website, and the other guy was a BT bloke, I think working in Marketing. The conversation was fun, after everyone staked their claims about cars they drive, and the width of their alloys.
Theoverall winner was hastings hotels, I suspected a rat and did a quick whois query to see if resides on the BT server, but it doesn't iontechnologies have the pleasure, I am much too suspicious.

September 05, 2003

Disk crashes

Marty has mentioned disk failures.
The very excellent company where I buy hosting suffered what appears to be a pretty serious failure in the last few days, it only resulted in a few hours downtime for my site, which is the first I have experienced in two years with the company. There is something odd at foot.

September 04, 2003

There's nothing new in this world

Following from the amphibious vehicle story that was all over the news yesterday.
There's nothing new in this world


September 02, 2003

Blitzened

Ever laugh at people who unplug all appliances when lightning strikes?
Laugh no longer 130 quid to fix my stereo.

September 01, 2003

Harry choo choo romero

To non dace music heads this name will mean nothing to you, but he was due to fly over to Belfast to play at Milk on Friday night, this was cancelled, the reason being he had food poisoning, but the truth has come out eventually.


Millionaire's Nose Broken in Aer Lingus Air Rage Attack.
(by Helen Murray & Eoin Rice - The Sunday Tribune)

Multi-Millionaire businessman and former owner of
the Sunday World, Gerry McGuinness, was left with
a broken nose after an assault by a fellow
passenger on board an Aer Lingus flight this
weekend.

McGuiness was rushed to hospital by ambulance
following the attack on a flight from Malaga to
Dublin on Friday afternoon.

A US National appeared in Dublin District Court
yesterday on a charge of assault causing harm.

The court heard evidence from arresting garda
that Harry ("choo choo") Romero,
understood to be from New Jersey, had hit another
passenger as he was disembarking the plane.
Romero, a DJ and record producer, was travelling
to Ireland to DJ at a Belfast nightclub. He was
granted bail of 15,000 euro yesterday and will
reside in Lisburn until his next appearance in
court on 5 September. Following his arrest at
Dublin Airport on Friday, the 30-year-old had
been held in custody in Santry Garda station
until yesterday's (saturday) court appearance.
The assault is understood to have taken place
after luggage from an overhead locker, belonging
to the american, fell on top of McGuinness's
travelling companion. Romero was subdued by Aer
Lingus staff, who notified Gardai on the ground.
He was handcuffed immediately upon arrival in
Dublin.

Robert Lloyd Praeger

Rebecca's father was telling me about a book a while back called 'The way that I went' by Robert Lloyd Praeger. I bought it a while back, and have just started reading it. It was a difficult book to track down at the time, I ended up ordering it from some specialist shop in Windermere. There is 2nd hand copy on Amazon at the moment.
It's a fantastic book, to whet the appetite David Bellamy portray a romantic image:
'geologist,zoologist,archaeologist,Irish Naturalist Optimus Omnium...' Swimming through a flooded cavern with a candle stick stuck in his hat, lying out all night in island heather to time the comings and goings of nesting seabirds, sifting the fossil bones of Ireland's ancient animals, exploring the cattle-trampled tombs of the Boyne - all these were part of the studying the natural history of Ireland.

I shouldn't have picked those mushrooms for tea!

Just witnesssed something very bizarre on Q music channel. It was one of those odd moments which I couldn't have imagined, it must have been real. Nirvana vs Destiny's Child. Smells like teen spirit mixed with Bootylicious.Whilst searching for more info on the track, I unearthed this; Spasticated I quote ' digital pop kitsch wanker crap'.

Birdman of Bognor

There was a programme on the Discovery channel last night about the Birdman of Bognor. I have always wanted to do this, not to win it, just to take part using the least aerodynamic shape possible. The jump is 35 feet, and there was a 25 knots wind blowing onshore, it looked pretty terrifying from the helmet cam of some of the competitors, but great fun.
The programme on afterwards followed West Coast Choppers, a custom bike shop. The attention to detail on these bikes was phenomenal. Each bike had a unique design on the wheels. They started with a blank disc of aluminium, which was fed into a machine, which had the design programmed into it, the machine took 2 hours cutting the design to the pattern.