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The strings too short

I voted on my way to work this morning, never seen an election card so long, looked like about 14 on it. Problem was the pencil was on a 3 inch string and the polling card was about a foot long, so to vote for someone on the bottom you had to do some mad folding of the paper, I wanted to get right down to the bottom to give George Rainbow Weiss for the Vote for Yourself Party a vote but I honestly couldn't get the pencil to reach. I would have tried harder if I had read this first:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/vote2001/hi/english/northern_ireland/newsid_1371000/1371190.stm
So give old George a vote, he's forked out 2 grand so far in fees and is standing in North, South, West and East Belfast.