Today's Newcastle 'Journal' has an absolute
corker.

Page 3 has a story about the increased use of ID
in the city clubs and bars, and they have used a
mock-up of an ID card, using the real-life
picture ID card of a real person, name of Melanie
Fletcher (apparently a member of staff at Blu
Bambu, the club featured in the article).

The details on the card have been altered by
someone who is probably even now weeping over his
or her desk, or emptying it.

Check out the pdf of the article.