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March 30, 2006

Pangúr Bán

i was reading a document in work which referred to Pangúr Bán. The text stated.

.. a famous Irish poem Pangúr Bán, which was written by a 9th century monk. While transcribing the gospel, the monk got bored and wrote a poem about his white cat, Pangúr Bán in the middle of the manuscript.

This is my favourite translation coutresy of http://unix.cc.wmich.edu/~cooneys/poems/pangur.ban.html

The Scholar & the Cat

Each of us pursues his trade,
I and Pangur my comrade,
His whole fancy on the hunt,
And mine for learning ardent.

More than fame I love to be
Among my books and study,
Pangur does not grudge me it,
Content with his own merit.

When ­ a heavenly time! ­ we are
In our small room together
Each of us has his own sport
And asks no greater comfort.

While he sets his round sharp eye
On the wall of my study
I turn mine, though lost its edge,
On the great wall of knowledge.

Now a mouse drops in his net
After some mighty onset
While into my bag I cram
Some difficult darksome problem.

When a mouse comes to the kill
Pangur exults, a marvel!
I have when some secret's won
My hour of exultation.

Though we work for days and years
Neither the other hinders;
Each is competent and hence
Enjoys his skill in silence.

Master of the death of mice,
He keeps in daily practice,
I too, making dark things clear,
Am of my trade a master.

March 27, 2006

ruby on rails

I don't get to develop as much as I am used to in my currcnt job, so in order to keep my hand in i decided to give ruby on rails a whirl at lunch.
I have not been this excited about working with a web technology for a long time. Here it is the first step on my new winding path of ruby on rails.
http://ruby.jaffs.com/say/hello

March 25, 2006

http://www.roundcube.net/

My hosting company just sneaked this in for webmail, it rocks.
http://www.roundcube.net/

March 23, 2006

Flash Penetration

There have been a lot of discussions in my current work place about the use of Flash 8. At present we produce a lot of Flash content both for the e-learning project I work in and for more traditional web based resources. The current standards suggest Flash 7 as the plugin of choice.
I decided to have a look at the Flash penetration for my own website. There are some guidelines published on the Macromedia website which put Flash 8 at the 50% mark.
http://www.macromedia.com/software/player_census/flashplayer/version_penetration.html
The graph below (click to open) shows the level of use of Flash 8 on visitors to this blog.

The penetration for level is 64.71%, which is broadly what i imagined.


The other interesting stat is the broadband spread, which was much greater than i imagined.

Airbus A380

An incredible 7 Min Time lapse video showing the production process involved in finishing the build of an Airbus A380.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3046542226114078023

March 20, 2006

blocked car key

I went out to my car this morning and triggered the central locking button on my key fob, nothing happened. I visited the electronic centre this afternoon and bought a spare battery which I fitted to the key fob. When I retried still no signal. Rebecca arrives home from work and has to knock the window as our wireless doorbell has stopped working.
I look out the window to see two neighbours having problems with their central locking, after a chat i find they have experienced problems all day. A quick drive down the road finds full reception within 25 yards of the house in both directions. Ofcom have some information about this here:
http://www.ofcom.org.uk/static/archive/ra/topics/low-power/document/rake/rake.htm#2
I can't work out what it is, we are pretty close to the city airport so it could be something there swamping the signal, although many a conspiracy theory is rattling through my brain at the moment. Where's the tinfoil? i need to make a hat. ;-)

Airkix

I'm really getting down with the kids now, got me a youtube account. This is a movie of me attempting to skydive, skybellyflop would be a better term. This was during a visit to airkix in Milton Keynes way back in November.

Elderly Pastimes

I often walk along past the Royal Northern Ireland Yacht Club on a Sunday afternoon. There's a stretch of sea wall which runs for about half a mile from the yacht club along Belfast Lough. It seems to be a tradition for people to park their cars along this stretch of wall and partake in a collection of bizarre pastimes.
There are the very elderly who are taken down for a breath of sea air, they are parked facing the sea, window down and they get a blast of icy Siberian wind.
Sometimes the elderly people bring down the Sunday papers, often the passenger has nothing to read and many people pass the time reading the car manual from the glove box. I have seen people crotchet and knit, look at holiday brochures and photo albums. Maps seem to be quite popular, the AA Road atlas is a common companion.
Often recently purchased gadgets are brought down, I'm using the term gadgets in a rather loose term, a better description may be objects from the Kleeneze and Betterware catalogues. Things like the vegomatic which can chip or make batons from any type of vegetable or the plastic rock that sits in your rockery for hiding the spare key. They are usually pretty easy things to use, but they will not be put in to operation until the complete manual has been read cover to cover facing Belfast Lough.
The most bizarre was yesterday when an elderly couple had removed a picture from their wall to bring down and look at. It was early Sunday morning so I'm quite sure they hadn't just bought it. The picture was about 1.5 metres long and was a tight fit wedged between two elderly people in the front seat of a Micra.
It seems to have got out of hand in recent months and in an effort to keep up with the Jones's some have purchased Winnebagos to park up and cook breakfast and cups of tea. Some have toilet facilities, I think this allows them to prolong the experience of sitting looking at paintings and reading their car manuals.

March 17, 2006

menus

Matt passed a great link to a chinese menu with english translations, it really is too good to be true. My favourite dish is F**k the salt (beautiful pole) duck chin.
I have a few stories mainly from a holiday to the greek island of Zakynthos, the little shop on the corner had commissioned a neon sign for the top of their shop, announcing Fresh Bonats with a picture of a donut. The restaurant around the corner had a lovely dish of Smocked Solomon with granary loaf.


http://blog.modernmechanix.com/

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From one of my new favourite blogs
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/

Tesco self-service checkouts

In the big smoke of London they have self-service checkouts. I was in a Tesco the other night in Notting Hill Gate and they have 4 machines beside the door. The kiosk has a card reader built in, you scan your items, pop your card or cash in to pay and off you go with your items.
Apparently at night they have nothing but these kiosks open, which is grand until you need a security tag removed from a bottle of vodka or a DVD.

March 16, 2006

apathy

I haven't published a jot in a long time. I was reading through past posts and cringing at what I had written. I was therefore holding off writing anything until I had something interesting to write about. If I continued in this vein my blog would die, so I am hoping by opening the MT publishing window, it will inspire me to write drivel unhindered by the embarassment of my previous posts.
I am currently doing my one week in 3 in London and staying in the worst hotel room I have ever stayed in, Room *** of the Radisson Jarvis on Bayswater. I get put up in whatever hotel provides the cheapest government rate at the time my travel is booked, sometimes I get great hotels in good locations. I thought this one would be not too bad, a few minutes walk from Notting Hill gate, opposite Hyde Park and 15 minutes dander from Oxford Street, on paper it looked good.
I checked in on Tuesday night, the person checking me in mentioned a smoking room. I heard her say it but thought nothing of it, open the window and it would be grand. Little did I know that when I opened the door the smell was akin to the reek I would expect from Shane Magowan after a three day Paddy's Day binge.
This was my big moment, time to look assertive. I strode purposefully down to the check in desk and asked for my room to be changed, tap tap on the computer. The "computer says no" we have no single government rate standard rooms left...my heart sank.
"We can give you a twin room though". Hoorah I thought, almost as good an upgrade as a government rate person could realistically expect.
Open the door of the room, things looks good, two single beds that I can push together, nice big bathroom, clean and fresh smelling. Later, on the phone to my wife I boasted about my good fortune.
I did my hedonistic trip to Tesco Metro to stock up on hotel room picnic food, bottles of Abbot Ale and peanuts (I managed to smuggle them past the room service police). A desperate hunt round the room for a bottle opener proved futile, so I removed most of the edge of the chipboard table and most of my knuckle skin removing the bottle tops.
I switched the telly off shortly after Kitchen Nightmares, 10 pm I really know how to make London rock!! I heard my door open and two people walk in talking loudly in German, I must be dreaming. I wake up slightly disorientated and no one is there. The noise is very close but not in my room, it was coming from a door which I hadn't investigated. I opened the egg box filled door to find another door facing me. It was one of those partioned rooms for families, that the hotel saves for difficult customers whose work place has paid paltry sums to stay there.
The german couple put the tv on, phoned home, had an argument, investigated the partion door and generally made a racket. I was hoping they would get up to some mischief, it might have made the night a little more interesting, but alas no.
I tried to muffle the noise by sound proofing the gap with pillows, this failed. I covered my head with the remaining pilllows and tried to get some sleep. Something wasn't right, I'm a deep sleeper and I just couldn't drift off. I thought about it for a while and identified the culprit. The room was extraordinarily light, I opened the window to investigate to find a huge halogen lamp aimed directly at my window to illuminate the front of the hotel. This must be so that the 100 cars a second driving past on the Bayswater Rd might be tempted to stop for the night.
About 5.45 am I drifted off to be awoken 15 minutes later by a horse riding club, yip in central london. They were galloping towards Hyde Park.
I got up at 6am, turned the tv on full volume, made a few imaginary phone calls home inches from the partioning door and opened and closed the trouser press violently for an hour or two before leaving for work.